Hot Octopuss Pulse III Duo – Sex Toy Review
The Hot Octopuss Pulse III Duo review was written as a guest review for The Brunette Reviews, what follows is an excerpt from that review!
Doesn’t it feel like most of the toys that are currently available for penis masturbation are all pretty much the same? Sure, you have some stand-out products/manufacturers (like Tenga, for example), but overall, it seems to me that if you’ve tried one sticky, “skin”-like TPE sleeve, you have probably pretty much tried them all? Right? And I’d say many of the toys currently available for penises are toys that are trying to mimic the feeling of a vagina, mouth, or butthole, which is not something everybody is looking for. There just doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of variation in the market (I don’t know everything available, but I’m going off of what I’ve seen most readily available), that is at least until Hot Octopuss came onto the scene with the first Pulse and what they marketed as the world’s first ‘guybrator.’ Now, while I think that the title is super cringeworthy and right up there with the ‘Womanizer,’ I think the innovation was sorely needed. I do feel pretty strange calling vibrations an innovation, since I and my clitoris get to experience vibration with nearly every sex toy we try, but it does seem like many penis owners do not think to (or have the opportunity to) experience vibrations while masturbating. And with so many vibrators being marketed towards women, I can imagine some men shying away from the experience all together.
When my Pulse III Duo arrived, I was super excited. I tore into the packaging and found a shiny gold box with a British flag (Hot Octopuss is a UK based company) and a hot, tattooed, bearded fellow… the packaging alone is almost sexy enough to make me orgasm… Gold and shiny instantly make anything look 100% sexier. Inside the gold box I found the Pulse III, a wireless remote control, a black storage bag, a magnetic charging cable, and the manual. Of course, we all know I don’t read manuals and I instantly threw that back into the box. I’m a fly by the seat of my pants sort of gal (although I will consult the manual if things seem to not be going as expected, and usually I find I’m at fault…). The Pulse III is made from ABS plastic and 100% silicone and is completely waterproof. And if you are the sort of person who cares what color their sex toy is, I think I would call this navy blue. At first I thought it was black, but when held against the black storage bag it definitely looks more blue.