VeDO Roq Rechargeable Ring – Sex Toy Review

VeDO Roq Rechargeable Ring – Sex Toy Review

Ahh, the vibrating cock ring… the bane of my sex toy review life. One of the top questions I get is “what’s a good vibrating cock ring?” And every time I get that question my left eye twitches and I want to scream “VIBRATING COCK RINGS SUCK!!!!” Then run screaming into the night. But I...

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Cock Ring Silicone VeDO Vibrator

October 30, 2018

Bolo Lasso Skull Cock Ring – Sex Toy Review

Okay… here it is… we’ve made it to the last days of the Spooky Month Halloween Countdown! This is it… we are almost to the big day! Halloween is just around the corner… so now it’s time to pack as much spooky goodness as we possible can between now and October 31st! I’M SO EXCITED...

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Bolo Cock Ring Silicone Spooky Month

March 26, 2018

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Hole Punch Toys Butnik – Sex Toy Review

With all of the recent talk of Russian probes and collusion the Hole Punch Butnik really seems quite apropos. With a playful nod to Sputnik, the first satellite launched into Earth’s orbit by the Soviet Union, this Soviet-themed toy is an out of this world experience (and is ready to be launched right up your butt). Made up...

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Anal Safe Butt Plug Cock Ring Hole Punch Toys Silicone

August 22, 2017

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Tantus Super Soft Ball Stretcher Kit – Sex Toy Review

My vagina is so greedy. It get’s all the toys. I get to fill it with dildo after dildo… big dildos, little dildos, vibrating dildos… it gets fed toys galore. All while my poor Stunt Cock watches on, penis limp and crying a single one-eyed tear as it is starved for attention. So it is...

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Cock Ring Kink Silicone Tantus

April 29, 2017

Tenga SVR – Sex Toy Review

Vibrating cock rings. Bleh. Just thinking about them leaves my clit screaming in frustration. Just uttering the words make me vomit into my mouth a little bit. Am I being overdramatic? Maybe, but there is honestly nothing sexy about a vibrating cock ring bumping haphazardly against my pubic region, only occasionally hitting the sweet spot...

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Cock Ring Rechargeable Silicone Tenga Vibrator

Fifty Shades of Grey a Perfect O Cock Ring

May 21, 2016

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Fifty Shades of Grey A Perfect O Silicone Love Ring – Sex Toy Review

Well, if you are a fan of the Fifty Shades of Grey series (or even just the movie) have I got a treat for you! The fine folks at Lovehoney have sent for my review “A Perfect O,” a classy little black silicone cock ring, yet another toy in the Fifty Shades of Grey Official Pleasure...

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Cock Ring Fifty Shades of Grey Lovehoney Silicone

October 12, 2015

Bad Dragon Basilisk Sheath – Sex Toy Review

In the spirit of the Halloween season, I have reviewed Bad Dragon’s Basilisk sheath, which is sort of like a Halloween costume for your penis! Who wants to do some sexy trick-or-treating!? Okay, maaaaaybe walking around your neighborhood, trick-or-treating, in nothing but a cock sheath isn’t a great idea… No idea what a cock sheath...