Garage Sale

Having been a sex toy blogger for as long as I have it is pretty safe to say that I have amassed quite the collection… I feel like the little mermaid… look at this stuff… isn’t it neat… don’t you think my collections complete… Even though I feel like I’ve tried it all they keep coming out with new toys and the more I review the less and less space I have in my house! I swear, I am like three dildos away from opening a cupboard and dying in a comical avalanche of silicone dildos.

Since my collection is getting out of hand I’ve decided its time to do something about it. I am holding a virtual sex toy garage sale! Ok, I know, you may be thinking “EWWW, used sex toys?!” But hear me out, everything I sell will be high-quality, body-safe materials that are non-porous and will be thoroughly sterilized before they are packaged up and sent off to you (also I have a handful of totally brand new never used toys I’ll be selling as well).

This is a great way to pick up a quality toy for cheap. Maybe there is a vibrator you’ve been interested in but you just aren’t sure if you’ll like it or not… or maybe the price just has been out of your budget… this sex toy garage sale will give you the opportunity to buy it at a discount!

Be sure to bookmark this page and check back often, the selection will be always changing!

To purchase just click the toy link below and you will be taken to the Squeaky Clean Marketplace to complete your transaction!