The biggest complaints I hear from people when I recommend a Fleshlight product to them is either something about the size being to large (measuring an approximate 10 inches in length, they are pretty big…), its very recognizable shape (sure, it was probably pretty discreet back in the day… but by now, we have come...

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April 8, 2018

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Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Masturbator – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Dating is tough. First off, you actually have to find enough time to go out and meet people. Then you have to actually talk to people. You have to hope that sparks fly with someone, that you hear bells, you see fireworks… something. And when you are an 8 foot tall creature built in a laboratory through...

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Fantasy Fleshlight Masturbator/Sleeve Superskin

October 31, 2017

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Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Dildo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I stared out of the large picture window and watched the fog roll in as hot tears streamed down my face. It has been six years to the day since my lover, Fernando, was murdered by a gang of merciless pirates. He fought bravely, sword in hand, but there were just too many of them....

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Dildo Fantasy Fleshlight Silicone

October 4, 2017

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Fleshlight Freaks Alien Masturbator – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Since the dawn of time people have been wondering what sex with a colorful alien creature would be like. Captain Kirk with the Orion Slave Girl, the dude from Avatar made sex with blue aliens look very appealing, and who can forget those gyrating Twi’lek slave girls in Star Wars. I’m pretty sure there is a...

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Fantasy Fleshlight Masturbator/Sleeve Spooky Month Superskin

April 10, 2017

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Kiiroo Onyx – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

The Onyx is the penis half of Kiiroo’s duo of teledildonic toys. I can feel you raising an intrigued yet puzzled eyebrow. You are wondering what in the world a teledildonic toy even is, aren’t you? If you already know what it is, then you are already smarter than I am, good job! So, teledildonic…...

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Fleshlight Kiiroo Masturbator/Sleeve Rechargeable