It’s gettin’ hot in herrrrre (so hot), so take off all your clothes. I am, gettin’ so hot, I wanna take my clothes off! That song has been permanently stuck in my head since high school. Its also the first thing that comes to mind when I start thinking about the Satisfyer Men Heat and...

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Satisfyer Men – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Coming from Satisfyer, I was REALLY expecting the Satisfyer Men to do something really cool… like have some kind of weird and wild air pulse component like all my other Satisfyer toys… or at the very least I figured it would do something mildly exciting… like vibrate… but not… it’s just another masturbation sleeve… just...

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Cyberskin Masturbator/Sleeve Satisfyer TPE

February 27, 2019

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Tenga Flip Zero Masturbator – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Is this a masturbation toy or is this just some kind of newfangled Apple product?! Okay, okay… obviously the Tenga Flip Zero is a masturbator… but that hard shelled plastic case with its minimalist white detailing honestly makes it look like it could easily be some kind of fancy-schmancy accessory that those wily rascals at the...

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May 31, 2018

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Fleshlight Quickshot – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

The biggest complaints I hear from people when I recommend a Fleshlight product to them is either something about the size being to large (measuring an approximate 10 inches in length, they are pretty big…), its very recognizable shape (sure, it was probably pretty discreet back in the day… but by now, we have come...

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Fleshlight Masturbator/Sleeve Superskin

April 8, 2018

3 comments

Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Masturbator – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Dating is tough. First off, you actually have to find enough time to go out and meet people. Then you have to actually talk to people. You have to hope that sparks fly with someone, that you hear bells, you see fireworks… something. And when you are an 8 foot tall creature built in a laboratory through...

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Fantasy Fleshlight Masturbator/Sleeve Superskin

December 11, 2017

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Tenga Flex Masturbator – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

My Stunt Cock has become one of Tenga’s biggest fan. He loves when Tenga products end up in my hands for review and it is pretty much an unspoken promise that if anyone offers me any Tenga products to review I am supposed to accept, no questions ask. He don’t care what it is, if it’s...

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Masturbator/Sleeve Tenga TPE

October 4, 2017

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Fleshlight Freaks Alien Masturbator – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Since the dawn of time people have been wondering what sex with a colorful alien creature would be like. Captain Kirk with the Orion Slave Girl, the dude from Avatar made sex with blue aliens look very appealing, and who can forget those gyrating Twi’lek slave girls in Star Wars. I’m pretty sure there is a...

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Fantasy Fleshlight Masturbator/Sleeve Spooky Month Superskin

July 2, 2017

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Tenga Eggs Masturbation Sleeve – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I am a bit of an odd duck. I really get a kick out of a sex toy that doesn’t exactly look like a sex toy. Like, this is the thing, this is what gets my panties wet. Is that a hedgehog? I love it! Oh, look at that delicious piece of candy, NOM NOM...

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Masturbator/Sleeve Tenga TPE

April 10, 2017

2 comments

Kiiroo Onyx – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

The Onyx is the penis half of Kiiroo’s duo of teledildonic toys. I can feel you raising an intrigued yet puzzled eyebrow. You are wondering what in the world a teledildonic toy even is, aren’t you? If you already know what it is, then you are already smarter than I am, good job! So, teledildonic…...

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January 27, 2017

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Hot Octopuss Pulse III Duo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Doesn’t it feel like most of the toys that are currently available for penis masturbation are all pretty much the same? Sure, you have some stand-out products/manufacturers (like Tenga, for example), but overall, it seems to me that if you’ve tried one sticky, “skin”-like TPE sleeve, you have probably pretty much tried them all? Right?...

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